Australia's World Cup Supporters' Club Malta

There may be others but I seem to be flying solo at this stage. A lone voice at the local tavern who jumps up if Australia looks like scoring and mumbles complaints about referee's decisions. The locals just pause and turn to look at this loser humming Waltzing Matilda into a pint of Maltese lager.ndng

That's me - 7th floor. A long climb when the lift breaks down.